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School Jokes. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money into the hat of the man with the cross.

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  2. Consider carefully the added cost of advice
  3. Do not overrate past fund performance
  4. Use past performance only to determine consistency and risk
  5. Beware of star managers
  6. Beware of asset size
  7. Don't own too many funds
  8. Buy your fund portfolio and hold it!

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. Then, the pastor suddenly tells you to say to your neighbor “neighbor, Jesus has paid my debt in full” Preach because you are chosen, not because you are unemployed.

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Three boys were in the schoolyard, boasting about their fathers.

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While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?". When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!" 12. Web.

Salome has been treated unfairly throughout history. Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry.

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This Christian joke book contains over 100 religious jokes including: - Church Jokes - Bible Jokes - Jesus Jokes - God Jokes - Noah's Ark Jokes - Other Religion Jokes Naturally this Christian joke book upholds Christian values so the jokes are clean and respectful. " The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes Benz. Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered greatly.

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  1. Know what you know
  2. It's futile to predict the economy and interest rates
  3. You have plenty of time to identify and recognize exceptional companies
  4. Avoid long shots
  5. Good management is very important - buy good businesses
  6. Be flexible and humble, and learn from mistakes
  7. Before you make a purchase, you should be able to explain why you are buying
  8. There's always something to worry about - do you know what it is?

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" The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?" And God replied, "A penny. .

A priest is sitting inside the church, when a guy comes in and asks to be confessed.

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3. ” But King David’s prayer calls us back to basic truths: “All thing come of thee O Lord, and of thine own have we given thee” ( 1 Chronicles 29 ).

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  • Make all of your mistakes early in life. The more tough lessons early on, the fewer errors you make later.
  • Always make your living doing something you enjoy.
  • Be intellectually competitive. The key to research is to assimilate as much data as possible in order to be to the first to sense a major change.
  • Make good decisions even with incomplete information. You will never have all the information you need. What matters is what you do with the information you have.
  • Always trust your intuition, which resembles a hidden supercomputer in the mind. It can help you do the right thing at the right time if you give it a chance.
  • Don't make small investments. If you're going to put money at risk, make sure the reward is high enough to justify the time and effort you put into the investment decision.

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Many of the bible christianity puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive.

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. Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they're asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.

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” “Well, Father,” says the guy, “On Monday, I was at my girlfriend’s house, and, well the two of us alone, the house empty I sinned, Father.

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Reply to  Robert Farrington

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh.

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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.

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